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I’ve been pushing this movie for two weeks now. And I’ve realized I’m just a walking dick joke. I’ve made more dick jokes in the last 2 weeks than I think the combined forces of North America could muster.

I finaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally finished the Tomlinshaw fic I’ve been working on for way too long

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Taylor Swift Has Probably Written A Song About This Feeling

Nick Grimshaw/Louis Tomlinson

Rating: Explicit

Words: 20k

Nick isn’t sure how he ended up fooling around with Louis Tomlinson and he’s definitely not sure when he fell in love.

Read it HERE

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I finaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally finished the Tomlinshaw fic I’ve been working on for way too long

hunkgame:

Taylor Swift Has Probably Written A Song About This Feeling

Nick Grimshaw/Louis Tomlinson

Rating: Explicit

Words: 20k

Nick isn’t sure how he ended up fooling around with Louis Tomlinson and he’s definitely not sure when he fell in love.

Read it HERE

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Love this.

Happy Halloween :)

curvynerdywordy:

petals1021:

Love this.

Happy Halloween :)

infantprinces:

Pinocchio AU where the Blue Fairy enchants a pile of garbage to be a boy and names him “Louis Tomlinson” and tells him to be well-behaved and moral and then he will become a real boy, but Louis is really bad at doing that he just likes to be bratty and cute and terrible and the Blue Fairy is like “stop being so horny” and Louis is like nooo so he lies about it but every time he lies his dick gets bigger but then he meets these four boys who are also terrible and cute and horny and they all make out a ton and Louis is like “if we just fuck all the time I’ll never become a real boy because it’s immoral” while Niall + Harry are fingering him making “pew pew” noises in his ass and Louis is spitroasting Liam with Zayn and Liam takes his mouth off of Zayn’s dick to say “what do you mean a real boy? you’re the realest boy I’ve ever met” and Louis is like “but I’m made of trash” and Zayn shoves back into Liam’s mouth and looks into Louis’ eyes and says “we love that about you” and Harry and Niall nod enthusiastically and Louis’ eyes well up with trash tears which are actually made of cum because that’s the only fluid he has in him now and they all kiss. Then Louis and Zayn double fist Liam and do a thumb war in his butt and they all start singing a song and that song attracts a giant whale named Simon Cowell who swallows them whole and they live in his tum tum happily ever after for a long time fucking each other and singing songs and being the worst most wonderful boys in the universe. Also Harry is a cat boy. The End.

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